Riddle: Back when I had a job, how did my kids know when I had come home from work ?
Answer: Their first hint was the smoke detector's ear- piercing siren ....... this generally signaled that I was in the kitchen, home, cooking dinner !
Riddle: How do my kids know when I am home now-a-days ?
Answer: Aw....that's not fair....they know I am home because the bathrooms don't look like they belong at a gas station.....I have lots of time to clean now....and cook....cough....cough.....
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